I Hate Heads.I hate heads.Really, I wish that heads did not even exist. Thoughts would just bubbles and swirl around ones person, uninhibited by inadequate eloquence or poor composition. Ideas and philosophes would be freely exchanged and not jealously hoarded like forbidden treasure. The Farmer would know the theory of relativity and The Physicist would know how to drive a tractor. Arguments would be fought and won fairly, with all angles and tricks revealed and vanished. Ideas would be stripped and shown for what they really are, either sound or corrupt. There would be no ulterior motives or secret plans, all would be clear, pure, and free. Heads simply bottle up all thought and make it impossible for one man to openly communicate and completely understand another. Yes, I think we would be well rid of heads if God one day decided to stop putting in the orders at the people factory. I am of half a mind to cut mine off, though the dissenting side protests rather strongly.